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10 Reasons To Not Use Deals And Voucher Codes

10. You can give them the rent next week

You can take a few pounds of the rent every week to pay for items instead. Your flat mates is already a rich cheap sod that does not really require that few extra dollars.

9. You cat does not need food

They are born natural predators and can go out in the front lawn and chase yarn balls for food. If not they are cuddly enough to be able to beg from the neighbours.

8. Those antique shoes still function

As long as it is dry these shoes still work and I do not have to buy new shoes, and dry season is just around the corner so I can just call them sandals or flip flops instead.

7. Electricity is for weaklings

Let us face it, we do not have to have electricity – Fire was created for a reason and in these modern times everything is so fireproof that you can easily set up a hearth in your own house without having to worry that your nice rug will go up in flames. Just go to the library for kindling material and you are all set.

6. Stains become invisible if you flip your shirt inside out

Who was the moron that said you have to wash your clothes every day? You can simply wear your clothes two days in a row and then you turn them inside out to hide any stains and other things they may have been exposed to. If you are lucky you might even start a trend in high fashion where everybody will begin turning their clothes inside out!

5. You can always con someone to pay for you instead

Well, this may only work for the younger people but tricking someone to buy your drink is not that hard and then you do not have to worry about any promotional discount or voucher codes. Let them do that worrying.

4. You still live at home

As long as you live at home you do not ever have to worry with these discount coupons. Your mum have these fantastic plastic cards that they stick in the wall and the wall returns a lot of money. What could you ever possibly want offer codes for?

3. Your uncle loves you and still pays for you

Your own parents may have kicked you out of their flat but grandma still loves you above and beyond the call of duty. Besides, the elderly are there to dote upon us younger and very helpless youth. They have waited all their life for this very opportunity to spoil you rotten!

2. You are waiting on that inheritance from your 15 years younger distant cousin

You do not have to save cents because your younger distant cousin, twice removed, has amassed a minor fortune and is bound to kick the bucket any day now. Once the cousin does that you will of course inherit everything, including the beautiful wife and their 2.5 kids.

1. That is what your kids piggy bank is for!

Your kids have been such a drain on your financial statement for such an extended time now it is time for them to begin paying some of it back, with interest of course, a healthy monthly interest rate should teach them a thing or three about how real life works. This trick of course requires that you have been able to get a couple kids first as society in general frowns a little bit upon people pilfering other kids piggy banks.

By: John80Walker

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John Walker loves to save money and does not mind sharing his ideas with the public. He is a fervent user of shopper discounts and talks about them with warmth.

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