10 Ways You Can Successfully Badrank In Google

1. Thinking Google has implemented a secret algorithm called "Customer Care Search" taking note of your AdWords investment and paying it back with a little boost on the organic placement.

2. Thinking: -If I'll repeat "car dealership" 73 times, Google will take note- (It really takes note, but not to improve your placement).

3. Thinking Google loves your wonderful car dealership and your way to be transparent - to clearly show you care only about money. Every Company now needs a well built Corporate blog where it can simulate to care for information.

4. Thinking everyone will be so pleased to digg your special car sale "if you buy a new car - you get the engine free".

5. Thinking if your website is young, Google would appreciate your freshness and vitality. Google loves old, savvy websites, you'll have an hard time outranking your competitor 1960's website.

6. Thinking the best colour for a hat is white - the grey ones are far way better.

7. Thinking do-it-yourself-SEO really exists: SEO is like plastic surgery, you can't know "approximately" how to do it.

8. Thinking that big fat trusted link will solve all your problems. If Larry Page says you're beautiful, and the rest of the Google Labs say you're not, who would you trust? Probably Larry Page is your dad.

9. Thinking Google is yours / offers a trusted free promotional service. You can't force a girl to fall in love with you because you're the right one and it's fair (I always try anyway). Google's love-ways are beyond justice and right (but he likes persistent stalkers).

10. Thinking people that comment on SEO forums have a clear idea of what they're saying. Social Networks resemble social reality = I talk even if I don't know anything about it. Like I'm doing right now.

By: Alessio

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