3 Ways To Wreck Even The Strongest Relationship

There seems to be a never-ending stream of gurus and experts coming out of the woodwork to advise you on relationships. Whether you read something like 'Dear Abby' because you are seeking it, or you just happen to be watching TV, then you can be sure throughout your day you will be told by countless people how to make your relationship work. If only all the advice was good, most of it makes your relationship worse! I bet you already know that America has one of the highest divorce rates in the world? Sadly the rate is around 50%, that is one in every two first-time married couples get divorced! That number increases with second and third-time marriages.

In this article, instead of focusing on how to make a relationship work, we are going to look at how to make one fail. There are three easy to follow steps involved, and each one will lead you closer to disaster. But there is hope! By understanding how to make a relationship fail, you can also avoid it, and perhaps, you may one day be the person everyone goes to for relationship advice.

Step #1:

Go home every night and do the same thing, over and over again. Fall into a routine, and never change it up. It's easy to do. Just make sure you take your partner for granted. Just recognise that they are the luckiest person in the world to be with you, so now you don't have to do any real work.

Step one may take a few months to really take effect, but you have time. Just suck the romance and spark right out of the relationship, and then move directly to step 2.

Step #2:

Do fun things...but exclude your significant other. Make it obvious your partner takes a backseat to your friends. Of course you will do something with your partner, unless you get a better offer.

If it's your partner's birthday, and your friends offer to take you out clubbing, go with your friends. You will more than likely have a better time with them, than getting all 'smoochy' with your partner by candlelight, right? Remark on every hot guy or girl that passes by you in his or her presence. Dribble and drool as well for extra effect.

Make your partner feel unappreciated, worthless and insignificant, then step seamlessly into step 3.

Step #3:

You've made it! You're relationship is now on the verge of collapse. Your partner is bored and full of self-doubt. You can finally feel good about lying or having an affair. After all, it's all about you.

Make telling lies a habit. If he or she is nagging you about not spending enough time with them, just make an excuse. Tell your partner that you're working late, when you're really going out with a hot guy or gal. Once they find out what you are really upto then that is bound to end the relationship.

Not to worry. It's not like you put a whole lot of time and effort into making your relationship work anyways.

The End

If you're looking to end a relationship fast, follow these simple steps. It's as easy as 1,2,3!

By: Steven Carter

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