Emergency Body Repair

Summer is upon us. It might have arrived a little late to the party this year, but let’s not hold that against it. It’s still very welcome. Time to break those budgie smugglers out from the bottom of the draw, pull your best pose in front of the mirror and…realise that the hard body you have fondly been imagining underneath your layers is disguised as Jabba the Hut. You are not so much Daniel Craig, more Mr Blobby. Just admit it to yourself. Your saggy, fat old man body is in serious need of a service. And an MOT.

So, how to turn yourself back into the sex bomb you once used to see in the mirror, in an unfeasibly short space of time? There’s only a month left of summer, after all. Well for a start, get rid of those budgie smugglers. We are not in Brazil. Next on your list, not so easy to tackle (no pun intended) but definitely as important, is to get rid of those moobs. They do not pass for pecks, and nor do those little rolls on your belly pass for a six pack now we’re on the subject. People do have eyes. Don’t panic, we are not suggesting that you go get a six pack in a matter of days, we are not miracle workers, but with a little help from us you can be moob and roll free before it’s time to retreat under a jumper for another year.

Unfortunately effort is going to be required, there’s no sugar coating it, but the answer is simple: Gyms. London is full of them. Get up off your ass, head to the gyms London has to offer you and do some good, old fashioned exercise. All you have to do is swap one pint for one hour in the gyms. London sunshine will be your friend once more.

Before the excuses start, let us pre-empt them for you. Gym virgin? With hundreds of gyms, London will certainly have a place you can exercise off your Jabba suit without feeling intimidated by the terminator types grunting next to you. Have far more important things to spend your cash on than gym membership? Sorry, this excuse is no longer even valid. Thanks to the nice chaps at PayasUgym, membership is a thing of the past, my friend. Finally you can have a workout without joining up to a monthly membership scheme. Provided they have signed up to PayasUgym, you can visit any of the gyms London has on offer on a one-off, pay as you go basis, no strings attached. And at a discounted rate, too – in some cases, less than the cost of that pint you are of course planning on swapping for a workout.

Try it. Go every day, for a week, to those gyms. London will not know what has hit it. Keep it interesting by trying a different gym each day, just because you can. If you’re really in a desperate way, go to a gym by your office at lunch, then one by your home after work. Find a gym with a swimming pool. Sweat out your fat in a sauna. Whatever. Just do us all a favour and give your physique some TLC. Ok, so the impact you make in a week might be minimal, but we can guarantee one thing: you will feel one hell of a lot better than you do now.

By: Jenna Bush

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