Birthday is a very special day in everyones life because it is ones own day. It is a personal occasion of celebration. This is the day when we forget about our daily stress of life and we want to have fun with our friends and family. It is the occasion full of joy. It is the time to inject humor and fun in life and what could be better way to then funny birthday sayings to bliss birthday boy. Here are few funny sayings for birthday which can be used on this special day of love, joy and happiness.
Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
Often it is fatal to live too long. Racine
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
People ask me what Id most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them.
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years), I'd have taken better care of myself.
Old people are fond of giving good advice; it consoles them for no longer being capable of setting a bad example.
Some people reach the age of sixty before others. ----Lord Hood
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. ---~ Author Unknown
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. ~ Jennifer Yane
Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow. ~ Margaret Fuller
Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them. ~ Anna Magnani
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~ Larry Lorenzoni
When I turned two I was really anxious, because Id doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time Im five Ill be 64.
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
My wife hasnt had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of ... Lord-only-knows
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
A well-adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.
If Id known I was going to live this long, Id have taken better care of myself.
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. ~ Robert Frost
What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. ~ Voltaire
As long as there are birthday Gifts, I dont mind celebrating my birthdays everyday.
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off. ---Anonymous
There is still no cure for the common birthday. ----John Glenn
The most effective way to remember your wifes birthday is to forget it once.
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
You're not getting older, you're getting better.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ----Lucille Ball
