Gordon Brown - What If?

After Gordon Brown’s farcical apology to the pensioner from Rochdale who he deemed a bigot for her views on immigration, is there anything worse that he could have done in light of the up and coming general election to sway public opinion? For a bit of fun I’ve listed a couple of things which would seriously damage his campaign if Gordon Brown was caught doing:

1. Sleeping with David Cameron’s Wife – If it came out that Gordon Brown had an affair with David Cameron’s wife.

Verdict: The public saw John Terry in a bad light for his affair so would this be the end of Gordon Brown if this happened? And maybe even David Cameron

2. Getting caught by the 10 Downing Street cleaner for snorting methadrone (M-CAT) the recently banned drug in the toilets. – The cleaner from 10 Downing Street sells her story to the ‘The Sun’ newspaper for £150. She had even managed to acquire footage she took on her mobile phone, the nation demands an explanation.

Verdict - How would Gordon Brown explain this if it happened? Instant dismissal!

3. Campaigning in Manchester throughout the day, at night he is caught with an escort in his hotel room. – A Manchester Escort comes forward saying she had a sordid affair with Gordon Brown who revealed to her that after a long day on the road he likes nothing more than being chained up by his penis and whipped with a stiff towel.

Verdict – A cover up story would come out claiming the escort is lying. He continues with his campaign but is not re-elected.

4. Discovery that Gordon Brown wears ladies underwear. A recent trip to the gym Gordon starts changing and to the astonishment of his fellow members is wearing some black French knickers. He claims they are more comfortable than his usual Calvin Kleins. Gordon Brown is a laughing stock, not only in the UK but worldwide.

Verdict: Gordon would probably continue with the election claiming to be in touch with his feminine side but miserably fail and be classed as the worst prime minister ever!

Overall Gordon has been naïve and his apology appeared fake but it could be much worse if any of the above occurred!

By: Perlo Frank

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