One of the major online casinos is to expand by opening the first online hotel and casino complex. The complex due to open in April 2009 will consist of a 32 story hotel, conference center, theatre, gym, night club, spa, cinema, Olympic size pool table, games room, swimming pool, sweet counter and a lost property basket.
The name of the online casino is a closely guarded secret at present but sources say that everything will be revealed in the New Year. As yet the where-a-bouts of the complex is unknown but it is thought to be somewhere close to the United States of Europe and Wales.
Extra internet space was needed when the plans were unveiled adding an extra $5.98 to the total cost of the online complex. In this time of economical disaster everyone involved in the development of the hotel/casino wants to keep the cost down to a minimum and it is thought that an extra $87.34 will be needed to complete the project.
Managing Director Mr. XYZ is confident that the cost of the complex will not run over the allocated budget. “We are on target to reach our goal in time and under the $800 budget we have. Extra costs always arise and this has been taken in to consideration when the budget was agreed. We are all happy with the developments.”
The complex will have extra online casino slots games rooms to handle the massive influx of online slots players as well as a petting zoo for children.
One of the features that everyone is talking about is the massive vault that will be situated in the safest place unknown to man; The Undernet. The Undernet is deep below the Internet and is thought to be unpenetrationable.
A staggering 300,000,000 visitors are expected in the first day of opening making it one of the most popular online casino and hotel complexes ever to have been made up. Celebrities have been lined up as croupiers, bell boys, waiters and waitresses but only as guests. If you fancy having Brad Pitt, Jonny Depp or Lionel Blair dealing you a hand or two of blackjack or Angelina Jolie, Jenna Jameson or Kathy Burke bringing you a virtual drink dressed as Playboy Girls then this is the place to come.
It is amazing what can be achieved on the internet these days with everyone expecting more and more for less and less. Fortunately for us this is the first of its kind so we expect quite a few copycats when we reveal our ground breaking complex in the New Year. Copyright and Trade Marks are already in place but that will not stop others from copying us when we open up for business.
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