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The Way To Be Able To Grab A Brand New Iphone And Piss Off Your Date In One Simple Step
There is a saying in which change is surely an inevitable part of life (along with In N Out Burger) so the simplest way we are able to accept change should be to adapt to it. So it’s with a wistful heart that I bid farewell to my iPhone. My iPhone 2G!! That's right, it’s true. Following nearly three years it finally died on me following the twelfth drop. Saturday night inside the parking lot at Carlees Bar in Borrego Springs, CA (brief promo so I might get that beer comped that I neglected to pay for). I accidentally drop kicked it in to the Lexus Suv beside me (my apologies) after which it landed on the 30-year old asphalt. You know, the kind of asphalt Godzilla might use to file his nails. Ouch. No worries I thought. It had been bulletproof. I’ve dropped it numerous times prior to that…even all the way down a flight of stairs… Well this time the gig was up. I grabbed my phone, stepped in the restaurant, ordered that (totally free?) beer and started texts and Twittering like I always do (not to mention I didn’t see any hot girls to distract my usual brief attention span). All appeared to be well then it happened: My iPhone began acting funky…display screen going blank and after that coming back on and losing signal. Crap. You know, the type of ‘oh no’ you mutter in that muted, halted tone practically to yourself whenever you know you’ve truly screwed up. The ‘cold shot up your spine’ sensation. “C’mon….no. Crap. Turn back on. No no no no…..” And then my iphone came back on. Okay…great…that was close! Then it made a bizarre buzzing noise, and then began to heat up…quickly. It then shut down. It was after that when I realized I'd at long last broke my phone. In my rush while in the darn parking lot to primp and preen just before walking into the bar (which usually for any guy consists of cleaning his nasal area of foreign ‘objects’ and putting breath mints in his pocket) I dropped my cell phone into permanent oblivion. A sad moment for certain. But it was Saturday night and I wasn’t about to let this kind of mishap wreck my evening. And now I had the ideal justification to buy the new iPhone 4! See? Perfect! Everthing works out in the end. Article Directory: http://www.articledashboard.com Kenneth Holland is a Blog Writer as well as self-proclaimed 'Internet Chieftain' who aids companies and individuals build a strong internet brand and can teach you how to set up a blog. |
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