Tony Toni's Booty Call Agreement

Even before I came here, I was well aware of the more conservative culture of the Philippines but it was still a bit of a shock when I first came here. Convenience stores didn't have condoms, casual sex was a mortal sin, every relationship was assumed to be headed down the aisle and parents believed their children were virgins until they get married.

Things have dramatically changed the last couple of years though and it's quite a leap. I found women are more comfortable talking about sex and even more are willing to have one even outside of a relationship. I also hear about some people pushing for making sex education a part of the curriculum in basic education.

You guys know that I like women. I like sex and that is why I welcome this women liberation. Unfortunately, there are still some who expect for things to go further than what it is supposed to be. Somehow, there is an expectation (more like an illusion) that she will be that one girl who will change me, make me turn my back on my bachelor life, and want to settle down. Honestly, I don't think so. One, no woman will ever change me. The only person who will ever change me is. me. And so here are my rules and it applies to all.

TONY TONI'S REVISED BOOTY CALL (F.U.B.U) AGREEMENT

1. No sleeping over - unless sex is very good and we have to repeat it in the morning but don't expect breakfast.

2. No meeting in public, except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening (when absolutely necessary).

3. No calls before 9 pm--we don't have something to talk about. If you wanna get in touch....TEXT!

4. No emotional discussions about where this thing is headed or potential love blossoming etc.

5. No plans made in advance--that's why we're each other's "backup." An out-of-town hook-up is an exception to the rule. Even then, it's a one-time advance call.

6. No baby talk--however, dirty talk is highly encouraged.

7. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK.

8. No falling asleep right after sex--if it's over, we get our asses up and go home. If you need money for a taxi, just ask. Don't ask me to drop you off unless sex was incredible.

9. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes the both of us--so no repeat requests.

10. Doggie-style is preferred--the less eye contact, the better.

Hmmm, writing about these, I can't help but be curious of what you guys think.

Are these rules too much for this still predominantly conservative society? Or is it too painfully familiar especially in what is supposed to be a predominantly conservative society?

And, which guy would you prefer:

a guy who tells you what he wants from you and that means sex and nothing more, or

a guy who will "fake an entire relationship" just to sleep with you and enjoy the other "benefits" of having a girlfriend all the while sleeping with other women?

Those with the best answers win prizes!!

By: Saab Magalona

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