Here it goes the top ten reasons from least important to most important
10. Remind her that you are more than the new found girth, hairy back and balding head would indicate
9. She will tolerate you for watching the ballgame and having a beer instead of mowing the lawn
8. She can tell your mother in law & her friends that you are not such a bad guy
7. It is easy to order flowers online and surf the net at the same sitting
6. It is easier then picking something else out that takes entirely too much thought
5. She will look past you drinking too much and dropping the chicken & ribs in the grass at the barbeque
4. She won’t drag you back to the store to return them and make you shop to pick out something else out that fits
3. To keep her from dumping you and realizing what a lout you really are
2. You can’t think of something else to get her
1. You love her and you want her to know it
I know it sounds too easy. Well if they made a magic potion it would probably not work as well and it would cost you more. Do yourself a favor-send your wife flowers today!
