Why Bill Gates Is A Ploc

Hundreds, maybe thousands of Africans die every year of AIDS, all doing their bit to help their nation become less over populated. Some of them, realising lots of food for few is better than a little food for everyone, die of nothing. Well, actually nothing doesn't hurt you unless you eat it. All of these Africans are taking one for the team, suffering of some for the living improvements of others. The rest of us could learn something from these selfless people. Especially Bill Gates.

One day he woke up in the middle of the night, jabbed his wife, Melinda, and said "Lets start a foundation to help Africans over populate their country, and maybe help some other nations with the same thing. Then everyone will like microsoft again, and we can secretly hate black people still". So the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation was born. Asshole.

Money here, there, and everywhere was spent to try to stop Africans from using their own techniques of population control. Drugs to help AIDS victims live longer, long enough to have more kids. Money to help feed them and give them clean water. All the population control attempts were suddenly ruined by one man, one man who everyone hated anyway.

Bill Gates: Life Destroyer, Billionaire, Geek, Asshole, Ploc.

By: Phlebit

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